All Apologies

Apologies are the sign of weakness some wise man said some time in history.  If this is the case then I must admit my weakness.  I am a slacker, always have been always will be (hence no blog in almost 2 weeks).  For that I apologize.  I know what I am, or at least what I have been in the past.  Amazingly, slacking is not the problem this time, it is exhaustion.  A new page has turned for me in the "Book of Nerdiness" .
What is this turning of the page you ask? 
Is it a girl? NO. 
Is it a job? Kind of. 
Is it partying too much? I WISH!!!!!!!

This new thing is called STUDYING.  I can hear you guys thinking, "What is this studying thing?".  Let me try to explain this new phenomenon in my life.
STUDYING IS
1. Doing your assignments that are not graded
2. Reading a text book
3. Typing papers and redundant lab reports
4. Doing assignments
5. Doing math problems for hours upon hours (the computer math homework has me logged in for 13 hours of time, are you f'ing kidding me, over a half day of my life doing math problems)
6. Doing more math problems for hours upon hours (It comes with being the old guy in class who hasn't done math problems in 11 years)
7. Etc. etc. etc etc etc etc

STUDYING IS NOT
1. Getting Sh*tfaced and having fun in college
2. Getting laid while getting Sh*tfaced and having fun in college
3. Smoking pot and getting laid while getting Sh*tfaced and having fun in college
4. playing video games
5. enjoyable in any way
6. fun time spent with friends
7. spending time writing a blog
8. playing beer pong
9. Drinking while watching NFL games on Sundays
10. Fishing
11.  ETC ETC ETC

Like I said my dedicated followers, ALL APOLOGIES!  I have somehow turned all my free time into study time and have literally worn myself out in the process.  I hate myself for this. 
How have I become a nerd with no life? 
Answer; I have killed too many brain cells over the last 13 years. 
I feel like Homer Simpson, DOH!
I need to go get some Duff, but before I can do that I have to do my homework (DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)