TGIF followers, wow am I tired. It was so tough getting up for my 8AM class today. I am sure those of you who work for a living now are thinking gosh he's got it rough. But way back when I was in college that would have been a valid statement becuase you and I both were at the bar til they kicked us out on a Thursday night. That was a whole different time and place then. Back when it was common to wake up with random taco bell or skyline bags, pizza boxes, and even an occasional girl or guy in the bed next to you. Then it was jump out of bed, hit the shower depending on how many times we hit the snooze button, light up a smoke and head to class. But I tell you friends those times are past me and probably past most of you. One good thing about the snooze button, it still works except its on my cell now instead of my alarm clock. (More on cell phones later) Let me tell you a little bit about my wild Thursday night that made me so tired this morning. I was probably ready for bed about 9 pm, but I am in college and I had to persevere so I could stay up to find out what J-Woww and Snookie were up to in the 305. Then I wasn't tired, I am in college for Christ's sake, I can stay up as late as I want. So I watched a movie and went to bed about 1 am. Lookout for wild times like that I tell you, they can really get you in trouble.
Next thing I know the alarm clock has been going off for 20 minutes. I jumped out of bed (no shower), drove thru multiple school zones (I am a commuter now), got stuck in traffic, then behind a bus, narrowly missed a man on a bike who was drinking a hidden container in a brown bag, found a spot in the garage, and hustled to class. I got there one minute late and all 6, yes 6, of the other students were already there. The instructuor for the BIO Lab I am taking must be about 24. By the way he talked and acted I thought, this guy has never kissed a girl in his life and has probably spent his whole college career studying in the lab and playing World of Warcraft. Great (sarcasm). I mean, I am a nerd now but come on. There is more to life than being a supernerd lab TA. I think the only positive of the whole experience was that I didn't walk into class smelling like a brewery with bloodshot eyes like I would have back in the day.
Here are some things you can expect in future editions (I don't work on the weekend): My Campus, Girls, Cell Phones, Books and the Bookstore, The INTERNET, Parking Garages ( I only forgot where I parked once so far), Homework, etc...
Sadly I didn't get invited to any parties this week. Don't these kids know that I am 21 and I can get Booze??? Apparently I don't look like much fun to these early twenty somethings and late teens but there are a few things I could show them (and you out there I am sure have some ideas yourselves). Maybe next week I will get invited to my first Kegger, until then I can only hope.
Now I have to work on some Precalculus homework, but don't worry. I already have my first afternoon cocktail in hand. It is Friday you know!
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